A New Prairie Ad Campaign?

Nebraska announced its new tourism slogan last week (“Honestly, it’s not for everyone”), which is a self-deprecating approach many people appreciate and many others don’t. Personally, I like it.  If it works, it’ll be a win for humor and gentle self-mockery.  If it doesn’t, it’ll be a win for those of us who don’t want a lot more people crawling around here anyway.  I mean, what if some of them decide they want to MOVE here?  Good grief.

The new Nebraska slogan made me think that prairies probably need a better advertising campaign too.  If you ask most people to envision beautiful natural areas, they’re likely going to think about forests,  mountains, oceans, etc.  Prairies are going to be pretty far down that list, if not absent altogether.  As a result of this, we prairie advocates often feel a little insecure and defensive when trying to explain why prairies might be worth some consideration.

I tried to come up with a promotional approach that captured all of that angst and emotion in one neat little package.  For better or worse, here’s my proposed new slogan for prairies:

Prairies: Forests without all the pesky trees.

My slogan, of course, builds upon the famous saying, “Can’t see the forest for all the pesky trees.”  It’s a profound and thought-provoking saying, though it doesn’t go far enough.  It should really say, “Can’t see a dang thing for all the pesky trees.”

I suppose if you grew up in forests, you’d get used to not seeing sunsets, approaching storms, horizons, or anything else more than a stone’s throw away.  Maybe forest people develop a sense of direction that doesn’t rely on seeing the sun?  They probably take a lot of Vitamin D supplements too.

To those of us in prairie country, forests can feel incredibly confining, and claustrophobic.  There must be some advantages of hanging out where you can’t see past the next tree.  I just can’t think what they might be.

ANYWAY…here are a few examples of the kinds of advertisements we could distribute with my proposed new slogan…









I recognize that this slogan might not appeal to everyone.  On the other hand, I’m providing it for no cost, which is a lot cheaper than Nebraska’s new slogan.  If you don’t like it, you’re free to ignore it.  If you do like it, you’re free to steal it and use it yourself.  Or just share either this post, or individual images from it, with people you think might find it appealing.  Maybe don’t send it to any foresters…

(Regular readers of this blog will recognize that this post is written with tongue-firmly-in-cheek, but for the rest of you (especially my forester friends), please be assured I’m not a tree hater.  I’m actually a big fan of trees; just not when they’re in my prairies.  I even enjoy walking through forests – for brief periods – especially when there’s a clear trail to follow so I don’t get lost…)


40 thoughts on “A New Prairie Ad Campaign?

  1. Lynn Bills October 22, 2018 / 8:01 am

    Nailed it!

  2. Melissa October 22, 2018 / 8:03 am

    I love it! Great prairie advertising!

  3. shoreacres October 22, 2018 / 8:03 am

    This made me laugh, because I recently spent a few days in the piney woods of East Texas, and it was odd at best to not be able to see the sky unless I looked straight up. It’s quite a different world, for sure.

    I happened to read about Nebraska’s new slogan, and really like it. I suppose that’s a sign that Nebraska is for me — whenever I can get there. I like your prairie slogan, too, although I was surprised by ‘pesky.’ I’ve never heard the saying with that word included. It makes your slogan even more amusing.

  4. Denise Westlake October 22, 2018 / 8:07 am

    You are a delightfully clever writer!

  5. nikolynamcdonald October 22, 2018 / 8:08 am

    Brought a smile to my face for sure. I was raised in New Mexico, another “wide-open spaces” region of our great land, and still remember visiting, as a child, both rural Missouri (where the trees literally hugged the edges of the roads and were so dense they were like a wall alongside it) and Chicago (where I could hardly walk down the streets, both because there were so many people AND because I was looking straight up, transfixed by the height of the skyscrapers). “Everything is beautiful in its own way . . . ” :)

  6. chgrma18 October 22, 2018 / 8:10 am

    Love your Prairie slogans! Well done Chris! Beautiful pictures as usual.👏👏

  7. Mary October 22, 2018 / 8:15 am

    Prairies: Where you can see the view…

  8. Joanne October 22, 2018 / 8:45 am

    Some of us carry Nebraska in our hearts knowing it was for us, and wish we were still there. Beautiful pictures once again and they will be transported to my photos of Nebraska box.

  9. Jamie Vesay October 22, 2018 / 8:53 am

    There will be an ad and a TV commercial about the prairie. Sorry, but it was shot months ago so we didn’t steal your idea. : ) I can not guarantee the appearance of trees.

    • anastaciast October 24, 2018 / 3:15 pm

      Nebraska does not have much in the way of native prairie; but we DO have a crapload of native housing developments! So, if you want to move here and help destroy our state….welcome!

      • Nancy Gregory October 25, 2018 / 9:43 am

        What a mean thing to say….she should come to W Nebraska, we have plenty of open space, prairie, grasslands and NO housing developments…we will welcome you at Crawford, Chadron, Valentine etc….pls get in your car and come – you will love it!

        • anastaciast October 25, 2018 / 10:12 am

          It’s not mean. It’s the very depressing truth. As for moving to Northwest NE, ….I wish!!!! It is my favorite part of the state. Sadly, the places that are the nicest do not have jobs that make enough money to care for a family. My husband needs his state job so we can have insurance.

          • Nancy Gregory October 25, 2018 / 10:32 am

            Sorry about that – I live in Hot Springs, SD 20 miles from the border and 1 hr exactly to Toadstool…I spend most outdoor time in NE and vacationed 2X this year for the birds…NE is my life really! Sorry you are stranded somewhere….jobs suck that is for sure….I am retired…

  10. Nancy Gregory October 22, 2018 / 9:09 am

    The title of my book that takes place in Nebraska – 360 degrees Wild – that says it for me…breathe….

  11. Pat October 22, 2018 / 9:12 am

    I had a laugh at the post! I also find the “new slogan” a bit odd, but funny. I like yours better! I also agree, heavens, do we really need more people to move here?
    Just a great post with awesome photos. I love prairies and the wide open spaces.

  12. Nancy Young October 22, 2018 / 9:13 am

    I spend time in New England, and like it so much better once the leaves fall off the trees and I can actually see something.

    My prairie slogan: “Prairies, where you can actually see the sun set”. A sunset in the Mtns is just never the same. The sun drops behind the mountain when it is still a big ball of yellow.

    • anastaciast October 25, 2018 / 10:14 am

      My friend in Rhode Island came out one year to go to a PowWow in South Dakota and was blown away by our big skies!
      One year, my husband and I went on vacation to Yellowstone and I was feeling so hemmed in by all of the forest. :)

  13. Sheila Fitzgerald October 22, 2018 / 9:27 am

    Love your posts, always learn something. This one is so appropriate with the new advertising.
    Prairies are so understated in such a large, lovely gentle giant sort of way I didn’t know how beautiful prairie was until I went away. Just took it all for granted. Growing up in the city of Omaha and hadn’t experienced much of the country except for camp in Blair and that was not prairie, but memorable in its own way. Beautiful wide-open skies and “nothing really special” land. When I went to Colorado/Wyoming/Utah it’s all so beautiful in its own way, but I knew the grasslands were imprinted in my every fiber of DNA when I was driving back and when I started seeing, not tumbleweed, mountains and rocks, but grasslands and open sky, that I was home. We just need more of them. Honestly, you either get prairie or don’t. There’s no in-between. It’s just “grass” to some people.

  14. Laurel Erickson October 22, 2018 / 9:38 am

    Love your slogan. I, too, become claustrophobic if I stay too long in the mountains or forested areas – as in, over a couple days, and I like to get back to where I can see where I’m going. “Beautiful Nebraska, peaceful prairie land,” says our state song (not the UN fight song). Thanks for the wonderful photos.

  15. Linda Ferring October 22, 2018 / 9:40 am

    Fun! Just don’t waste good money on lame slogans like Nebraska Nice or any other tourism slogans!

  16. Rick Champeau October 22, 2018 / 9:47 am

    Nebraska had always been the drive-thru or fly-over state. Indeed, living all my life in a wooded urban area right on the edge Lake Michigan.. if it didn’t have a lake and trees.. it wouldn’t be on my “want to visit” list. Over the years though I’ve visited more inland areas with restored prairies and savanahs, got involved with natural landscaping organizations and converted my own small urban lot into a prairie in the back and savanah/woodland opening in the front.
    I’ve yet to experience though the open expansive prairies you’ve described.
    Your new advertisements in this blog have convinced me to fly-to Nebraska not over.

  17. Karen Scopel October 22, 2018 / 9:52 am

    Love it! We have the same problem here on the prairies of Colorado – they seem to be the Rodney Dangerfield of ecosystems – they don’t get no respect!

  18. Audrey Wiegmann October 22, 2018 / 10:22 am

    Great!!!! Audrey Wiegmann  913-302-2015(c)

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  19. Brook October 22, 2018 / 10:32 am

    Love this. And your humor

  20. Karla H Brandt October 22, 2018 / 11:13 am

    How did the word “pesky” come to be associated with “trees?” When we saw a grandma live oak being felled for a parking lot expansion here in the South, my brother commented, “Oh, good. They’re getting rid of another one of those pesky trees.” Tongue glued to cheek.

  21. steve October 22, 2018 / 12:10 pm

    One of the comments mentioned Warren Least Heat Moon’s Prairy Erth. Remember the line, “You know prairie has you when you view a tree as an eyesore.”

  22. Cimarron October 22, 2018 / 12:31 pm

    Prairies on Air…Come Breath THIS!

  23. James C. Trager October 22, 2018 / 2:04 pm

    I wondered if I could come up with something as clever, Chris.

    Prairie – All flat and flowers.
    Prairie – The Promised Land land for grasshoppers.
    Prairie – Not just for corn and soybeans anymore.

    Nah, yours is better!

  24. Patrick October 22, 2018 / 7:55 pm

    I think part of the problem is we don’t market a driving tour of Nebraska’s great remaining prairies, and what makes each of them distinctive. Add to that, much of the land is privately held and not that accessible. There are also not that many amenities to make the trip enjoyable. I might suggest thinking boldly to establish a prairie trail/tour that connects and tells the story of our great prairie landscape, focusing on one or two corridors, perhaps along the Platte or Missouri, linking into the Sandhills, that have the best remaining landscapes, vistas, biodiversity, public areas, and supportive townships to make the trip interesting. Maybe connect it with the migrations of cougars through our state? Perhaps encourage Rewilding along these corridors? Just some thoughts. What I do know is that driving by endless miles of corn is emotionally deadening to me.

    • Kathy Olson October 23, 2018 / 11:49 am

      I would love to do a tour of the prairie like this. Sign me up. Great Idea.

    • Cimarron October 23, 2018 / 1:10 pm

      Wonderful thoughts! Thanks for sharing.

    • Rick Champeau October 23, 2018 / 6:18 pm

      I love this idea but would prefer to visit prairies within 1-2 hours of an airport served by a major airlines. My days of static sitting all day in a car are over!

    • Patrick October 23, 2018 / 7:39 pm

      I appreciate your feedback. I hope tourism promoters, community activists, locavores, and conservationists are reading this. Dream big. Make it happen. Nebraska is a big, bold, beautiful, state with amazing potential and unfortunately conventional thinking.

  25. James McGee October 22, 2018 / 8:20 pm

    Ironically, the last big vacation I took was to Nebraska. I now live in Illinois. I wanted to show my wife things like the Platte River, Chimney Rock, Wildcat Hill Recreation Area, Fort Robinson, Toadstool Geologic Park and other places I had visited when I was a kid. In the next couple of years I will probably take my children to visit these places.

    • James McGee October 23, 2018 / 10:59 pm

      Prairies: Forests without all the pesky trees
      Without all the trees, you don’t have to worry as much about something falling on you

  26. cultivatingjoy October 23, 2018 / 5:47 am

    I love your humour!! Those posters are awesome:-) Thanks for this cheerful post!

  27. Diane Wetherbee October 27, 2018 / 5:10 pm

    This was so timely! I just had to answer yet another question about why we don’t mow that “weed-infested field.” (Our little virgin prairie remnant is in the middle of a bustling suburb.) I’m about to give a presentation answering that question. I think I may lift one or two of your prairie ads to add a bit of humor to my talk, if that’s okay. For some reason, most who live here seem to think this area was all forest and the trees got cut down for development. It doesn’t make them nearly as sad to realize that it was actually the most endangered ecosystem in the U.S. that was dug up, with lots of “invasive” trees planted in those yards in place of prairie grasses and wildflowers.

  28. Evan Barrientos October 29, 2018 / 10:29 pm

    Reminds me of the New Zeland tourism posters in “Flight of the Conchords.”

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