Ok, this is pretty tangential, but I just have to share.
One component of this blog that is hidden to everyone but me is the abundance of spam comments that show up in my queue, waiting to be approved or deleted. A spam filter catches many of them, but a fair number still slip through. While they are annoying, some of these fake comments can also be relatively entertaining – depending upon what kind of mood I’m in. Right now, my mood is such that I think they’re funny. See what you think…
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Other times, spammers use language that is strongly complimentary, hoping that I will approve the comment and their website address will show up next to their published comment. Often, I can tell they are spam just by the broad nature of the comments (having nothing to do with the topic of the post), but now and then I have to look at the name of the supposed commenter to be sure. Here are a few of the complimentary versions:
“I’m really enjoying the design and layout of your site. It’s a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more pleasant for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a designer to create your theme? Exceptional work!”
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Many of the spam comments are clearly written by non-native English speakers (e.g, the last of the above “complimentary” examples). This can lead to some accidental, but very funny prose. The following is the funniest spam comment I’ve seen yet:
“Excellent web site. A lot of helpful information here. I’m sending it to some buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thank you in your sweat!”
Ok, this is a prairie blog, not BuzzFeed, so let me at least give you something with some relevance to prairies… Look! Here’s a picture of a sensitive briar (Mimosa quadrivalvus) flower!
If you want to learn more about sensitive briar, you can read this previous post.